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emptygod:

FIGHT CLUB GIVEAWAY!

Because I help my family run a soap and candle company, I have the unique privilege of offering my followers THREE bars of HANDCRAFTED Fight Club soap made from scratch (AND carved) by yours truly!

Facts about the soap:

• made from Coconut, Olive, and Palm Oil (not human fat- sorry about that ;P)
• made using Cold Process (yes, that means Lye was used! Movie-accurate, no?)
• Scent- hand mixed essential oils by me. Tobacco-like, smoky, woodsy, and AMAZING. What I believe the abandoned home they lived/worked in could smell like.
• ALL-natural, ALL hand-made. Big bubbles. Very moisturizing.
• The picture doesn’t show the final result quality- it will be more polished and the color will be completely even (it is still in its curing stage)

TO WIN:

• Be following me (http://emptygod.tumblr.com/) (this is a giveaway to thank my awesome followers!)
• Each reblog is one entry. No reblog limit.
• Likes don’t count, sorry!
• There will be THREE winners - each winner receives one bar.
• I will ship internationally, so anyone can win!

Please keeps asks open so I can alert the winners!

THE WINNERS WILL BE ANNOUNCED FRIDAY, MAY 18TH AT NOON (EST).
respond within 48 hours or I will choose another winner!

[A big thank you to all my awesome followers. I hope you really like this giveaway, Because I’ve had tons of fun making the soap! Only one bar is done right now (still needs to be polished up a bit though), but the other two will be done by the end of the week. I’m so excited for you to get them! Good luck!]

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Best soccer player in the world! CR7!!

And girls think they are the only one’s that get screwed…

Now i know the truth!

S2000!!!!

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